I've seen it in the headlines, another Current Affair
I could not believe my eyes, I had to stop and stare
A fat man explodes and Big Foot's alive
Just another day for Inquiring Minds
Just when you thought you'd seen it all
The freak show parade takes another curtain call
We've got the shape shifting beast falling from The Star
And a mermaid baby's found in back of Zsa Zsa's car

Can You Imagine, I Don't Know, Well Stranger Things Have Happened
Well Can't You Imagine, I Don't Know, No, No, No

A teacher robs a bank at lunch, ah that's hard to swallow
Meanwhile the human torch is a hot act to follow
A Doc turns babe into fish, I can't relate
While a preagnant bride goes out and weds her murdered mate

We've Gotta
Strange, Fascination
We Are A
Strange, Fascination