Barnacle Bob...
Can you make my reservation'...

He just can't seem to get it right,
He just can't seem to get it right,
He just can't seem to get it right.

Should be down town, in his soda jerk suit,
Had a pail full of ale and a pocket full of loot,
No one cared about the bigger boys that came down town,
No one cared about the bigger ones, that were always hanging around.

That's right, every man had a good old laugh, dressed up from head to toe,
Every man Barney's emperor's new clothes

He just can't seem to get it right,
He just can't seem to get it right,
He just can't seem to get it right.

In the sea, nobody is happy except for the old man, yeah,
In the sea, nobody is happy except for the old man.

He just can't seem to get it right,
He just can't seem to get it right,
He just can't seem to get it right now.

Barnacle Bob...
Won't you take this resignation'...