Mr. In and Mrs. In
Can you please tell me what's in
And what is wrong with me
I'm never in your company

Mr. Out and Mrs. Out
What is this all about
Before you know it you've come in

And all I ever wanted
Was a good job and some bus fare
And a rocket and a bomb
A rocket and a bomb

Mr. Bill is there a Mrs. Bill
Does she tell you how you should feel
Does she let you get away
Will Sluggo come and make me pay

Mr. Bank is there a Mrs. Banks
Is she the one that turns the crank
Is there a Mary Poppins still

And all I ever wanted
Was a good job and some bus fare
And a rocket and a bomb
A rocket and a bomb

Mr. Life and Mrs. Life
Are you really in for life
Are you planning to make a break
Could it be a big mistake

Mr. God is there a Mrs. God
Could she help me find a job
One that pays enough to take

A rocket and a bomb

Kitty, Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
What's in the pot
Kitty, Kitty Courtesy
Smells kind of human
Tell me that it's not

She never lets me in whenever she's cookin'
Don't you find that kind of queer'
That woman's so old and scary
You know, once she was married
But her husband disappeared

I'm getting dry heaves
It's comin' down the hall
It's seepin' through my wall
Stop that cookin' please
What's cookin', Kitty
Smells kind'a human
I'm about to vomit
Please tell me that it's not

She never lets me in whenever she's cookin'
Don't you find that kind of queer'
That woman's so old and scary
You know, once she was married
But her husband disappeared

I'm getting dry heaves
It's comin' down the hall
It's seepin' through my wall
Stop that cookin' please
What's cookin', Kitty
Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
What's in the pot
What's in the pot
What's in the pot