Kitty, Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
What's in the pot
Kitty, Kitty Courtesy
Smells kind of human
Tell me that it's not

She never lets me in whenever she's cookin'
Don't you find that kind of queer'
That woman's so old and scary
You know, once she was married
But her husband disappeared

I'm getting dry heaves
It's comin' down the hall
It's seepin' through my wall
Stop that cookin' please
What's cookin', Kitty
Smells kind'a human
I'm about to vomit
Please tell me that it's not

She never lets me in whenever she's cookin'
Don't you find that kind of queer'
That woman's so old and scary
You know, once she was married
But her husband disappeared

I'm getting dry heaves
It's comin' down the hall
It's seepin' through my wall
Stop that cookin' please
What's cookin', Kitty
Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
What's in the pot
What's in the pot
What's in the pot