Baby had a bad dream
Barney came to the rescue
He was on top
Jesus was there, too
He had angels flyin' out of His eyes

Daddy lost his job
Mother got a tumor
Daddy's goin' to jail
Mother heard a rumour

Don't it make you want to drink your milk'
Don't it make you want to eat your peas'

Daddy sold a painting though he doesn't know how to draw
His friends are cool
Sometimes they run when they see him comin'
He's always tryin' to sell them somethin' new

Daddy's losin' his mind
Mother says she's getting wrinkles
Daddy smells like wine
Mother's gonna break his ankles

Don't it make you want to drink your milk'
Don't it make you want to eat your peas'