On the sacrificial altar in a deli, in New York,
You might find a leg of lamb, but you won't find no pork,
I've never, ever killed a man, I swear I never lied,
But God said, "You've done quite enough, you pig your bacon's fried."

One Bad Pig - our claim to fame,
One Bad Pig - what a stupid name,
One Bad Pig - God won't take ham,
One Bad Pig - Christ is the lamb.

I was a filthy goyim, the worst you'd ever see,
But you can call me "Kosher" 'cause Jesus made me clean,
Once to be called "chosen", you had to be a Jew,
But since we died in Jesus, One Bad Pig is chosen too.

One Bad Pig - our claim to fame,
One Bad Pig - what a stupid name,
One Bad Pig - God won't take ham,
One Bad Pig - Christ is the lamb,
One Bad Pig - our claim to fame,
One Bad Pig - what a stupid name,
One Bad Pig - God won't take ham,
One Bad Pig - Christ is the lamb.

One Bad Pig - our claim to fame,
One Bad Pig - what a stupid name,
One Bad Pig - God won't take ham,
One Bad Pig - Christ is the lamb,
One Bad Pig.