Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather 'round the TVs of the world,
Once again, it's about to come down, like grease dripping off your ground round,
Feast your eyes upon this sight, it don't matter what's wrong or right,
She's here, she's hot, she's in your room,
She's brought to you by the video boom.

The video babe is high priority,
Seen on the screen for the majority of time,
They wine and dine our minds, thinking we don't mind the grinds,
The T, the A, N, T, A, L, I, Z, I, N, G,
It's out of control; I've got to let you know that you've got to be discerning.

Video babe,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Video babe,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh,
Video babe,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Video babe,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh.

L, U, S, T, Incorporated, look at the monster you've created,
Corporate powers in you towers,
Somebody forgot to put in the cold showers,
Video babes to sell me my car,
Video babe gonna play guitar,
Video babe is a superstar,
Turn it off before it goes too far.

Video babe,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Video babe,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh,
Video babe,
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Video babe,
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Video babe,
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Video babe,
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Video babe,
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Video babe,
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Video babe,
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Video babe,
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Video babe,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh,
Video babe.