A straw runs down his arm and leg, under the carpet, out to the keg,
A secret party tonight, (where') at Point Loma,
And the hate in your heart you're hiding well, but the booze on your breath is easy to smell, (heel)
There's a six-pack to hide on the Oral U. side, (come on, come on)
Let's drive to Oklahoma.

And hide the beer, the pastor's here,
Hide the beer, think of your career,
He might find out that we're human beings, bring us all down to the rack and the ruin.

She had a beer as an evening snack when the scripture man planned a sneak attack,
Suspension's the buzz out at Wheaton,
As she packed her bags and gathered her books, scripture man gave her that lustful look,
Yes, lust is his brew, but no one sees through, his minty-fresh breath ain't reeking.

When the coast is clear, you can kiss me, dear,
Together we'll have hell to pay,
So, wear a beard if the pastor's here, put the "R" rated movie away.

(whoa nelly)

Yeah, hide the beer, the pastor's here,
Hide the beer, think of your career,
He might find out that we're human beings, bring us all down to the rack and the ruin.

Hide the beer, (Biola)
Hide the beer, (Bethel)
Wear a beard, (West Mont)
Hide the beer, (Calvin College)
Hide the beer, (Azusa Pacific)
Hide the beer, (Liberty Baptist)
Hide the beer, (San Jos? Bible College)
Hide the beer, (Bob Jones)
Hide the beer, (Taylor U.)
Hide the beer, (California Baptist)
Hide the beer, (Gordon College)
Hide the beer, (Calvin Klein)
Hide the beer,
George Fox, Moody Bible Institute,
Seattle Pacific, Baylor, S.M.U, Pacific Christian,
Jimmy Swaggart U., John Brown.

Anderson, Eastern Mennonite, Fort Wayne Bible,
Grand Rapids Baptist, Greenville, Grove City, Nyack,
Travecca Nazarene, Multnoma School of the Bible,
Inland Empire School of the Bible, Philadelphia College of the Bible,
Whitworth Spring Arbour and South