I'm paying bills like it's some kind of job,
Every time I get paid, I might as well have been robbed
I miss the good old days, back in '95,
//SNES was my reason for being alive//

I've got a dog and a cat,
And a kid on the way,
I've got a suit and a tie,
And an interest rate

My sink is leaking and it's keeping me up all night,
//It's got me dreaming of a place second star to the right//

I guess I'm old enough to know that growing up is just a frame of mind,
A waste of time

I want a condo in Neverland,
Me and the Lost Boys hangin' every weekend,
I want a poker night with Peter Pan
I want a condo in Neverland

Yoga lessons and recessions, everything in between,
I'm falling into depression, watching CNBC,
They got me driving a hybrid and saving the Earth,
//I find my phone in the dryer and pray it still works//

I had to pawn all my consoles and DVD's,
Yeah Captain Hook's greatest weapon was my college degree,
He's got me walking the plank, and looking down I can see,
I'm diving into an ocean called the American Dream,
I'm gonna drown in this ocean called the American Dream.

I guess I'm old enough to know that growing up is just a frame of mind,
A waste of time

I want a condo in Neverland,
Me and the Lost Boys hangin' every weekend,
I want a poker night with Peter Pan
I want a condo in Neverland

They got me chained to my Macintosh working on my IRA,
I need a little less overtime and a lot more bangarang!

//I want a condo in Neverland,
Me and the Lost Boys hangin' every weekend,
I want a poker night with Peter Pan
I want a condo in Neverland//