With a 2x6 in your hand you gotta stick it to the fan
If you want in this band you gotta smash!
With the six string sound you gotta kick in the door,
stick to your guns
And show 'em who you are you gotta smash!

Ooh we'll make them understand
We're not just playing around
WE ARE HERE TO SMASH

With a 2x6 in your hand you gotta stick it to the man
And do what you can you gotta smash!
Now get a 4x4, use it as a batter ram,
break through the door
And don't you stop 'til you smash!

Smash Smash Smash the door
Smash Smash Smash the wall
Smash Smash break it in
'Cause we are here to SMASH IT ALL!