Blood sucking, maggot infested media machine. Ways to be cool and ways to be seen. Tell you when to jump and when to scream, just tune in at 8:15. It must be a drag to fit in. A stupid game where nobody wins. I'd rather be myself, than just blend in with all the cans on the shelf. Licking the flames of conformity hell. Being a poser sure is swell. Is that really you' I can't tell. You look like every other soul for sale in conformity hell. Jimmy and Jody and Buffy and Skip all have perfect hair and perfect hips. Jazzercize, step aerobics and thigh master too. Shakes and powders and pills for you.