These are the life and times of the infamous Mrs. Leslie,
Widow of a nasty man who left her a life of plenty,
Dining on the lawn outside her majesty's garden window,
Serving tea and crumpets to a fashionable crescendo,
Scheming with his highness,
Steaming little tempest,
Oh no, with a teapot.

And she's living a life full of regret,
She plans to tell no-one of the dark little secret all about Mrs. Leslie.

Calling on Miss Cavendish of Wednesday morning's book club,
Speaking ill of wealthy chaps who've fallen down drunk at the old pub,
Poor old Mr. Leslie, we know,
Alive and healthy, living in a belfry.

And she's living a life full of regret,
The word is going 'round of the dark little secret all about Mrs. Leslie.

And she's living a life full of regret,
The word has gotten 'round of the dark little secret all about her,
In a life full of riches she's such a needy soul,
Nasty little story which is all about Mrs. Leslie.

Mrs. Leslie,
Mrs. Leslie,
Mrs. Leslie,
All about...