This is just a hypothetical story of someone, let's just say it's me,
I'd gain acceptance for my murderous ways by stalking a defenceless prey.

If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door,
If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor,
If I were a killer, you'd bring me victims, more and more,
If I were a killer.

Supreme court would agree to hear my case and find me innocent of crime,
Holding public rallies to incite sympathy,
Creative actuality.

If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door,
If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor,
If I were a killer, you'd bring me victims, more and more,
If I were a killer.

If I were a killer, I'd smile just like the boy next door,
If I were a killer, I'd say I do it for the poor,
If I were a killer, you'd bring me victims, more and more,
If I were a killer, I'd hide behind a doctor's door,
If I were a killer, I'd scrape you off my office floor,
If I were a killer.

Killer.