Mr. Repellent,
He's a loser, but you can't tell it.

There behind the desk - a pillar of strength, a promise of gold,
With the sign of the cross: the smell of a fish as the story unfolds.

Mr. Magnet, Mr. Repellent,
He's a loser, but you can't tell it.

There behind the mask the pain is concealed,
Charisma abides with a positive pull,
The negative words that you learn to despise.

Mr. Magnet, Mr. Repellent,
He's a loser, but you can't tell it.

As the spectacle begins, Mr. Magnet draws you in...but you never get to leave.

Mr. Magnet, Mr. Repellent,
He's a loser, but you can't tell it,
Mr. Magnet, Mr. Repellent,
He's a loser, but you can't tell it.

He can sell it,
You can't smell it,
You can't tell it.

Mr. Magnet.