Right this way, and don't be shy,
You're not gonna believe your eyes,
An apple we can over-hype: a little green, and way too ripe.

Dancing little freaks of mine,
Helpless, bouncing on the twine.

Right this way, come on, let's go,
Step up to the puppet show,
Amazing feats of mind control.

Watch my toys, I treat them nice,
Strap your freedom in a vice,
Dreams come true, I seal your fate
Geppetto will intimidate.

Dancing little freaks of mine,
Helpless, bouncing on the twine.

Right this way, come on, let's go,
Step up to the puppet show,
Amazing feats of mind control,
Right this way, come on, let's go,
Step up to the puppet show,
Amazing feats of mind control.

Give it up, give it up,
Give it, give it, give it up,
Give it up, give it up,
Give it, give it, give it up.

And it may look funny, yeah - well, look at me,
And it may sound funny, yeah, but set me free,
I can't live in this box anymore.

Right this way, come on, let's go,
Step up to the puppet show,
Amazing feats of mind control,
Right this way, come on, let's go,
Step up to the puppet show,
Amazing feats of mind control.

Give it up, give it up,
Give it, give it, give it up,
Give it up, give it up,
Give it, give it, give it up.

And it may look funny - well, look at me,
And it may sound funny, yeah, but set me free,
You know what I mean.

Mr. Magnet.