Song Lyrics

"Kristi Yamaguchi"

by Heath McNease
Album: Jesus Shuttlesworth: The Mixtape

[Chorus:]
We keep it Holyfield
Keep it John Belushi
Keep ourselves for real
Kristi Yamaguchi
We on some Bun B
We just keep it a hundred
We on some Dundees
Pick a street and we runnin'
Pick a street and we runnin'
Pick a street and we runnin'
Pick a street any street

[Verse 1:]
Grew up in a white place thinking white thoughts
'til that Black Star dropped now I'm not

Grew up in the church house thinking church thoughts till that
Black Thought "Things Fall Apart"
Grew up in a white school thinkin' like a fool
'til that "Score" Wyclef, Lauren, Pras
Grew up in a small town thinking' small town 'til them
"Bombs Over Baghdad" dropped

Welcome back, Kotter
Welcome, Mr. Potter
Welcome your pretty daughter
Really, how she get so thick drinkin' that city water'
How she get so prim and proper and so Cyndi Lauper'
I'm so sick it took a fifty spot to get me off her
Mind awkward the modest mind be Alec Blossom
I'm awesome I offered the bombest rhyme for dollas
My gosh, it's your mama product of Dr. Dawson
Cause I promised her arm is long in all of my wallet
She always eye the dimples and call me Ryan Reynolds
Saw me iron them wrinkles got on some Michael Nichols
I'm always on my Crouching Tiger Hidden Sack of Nickels
Number one in grab or slap or tickle I don't have to whistle

[Repeat chorus]

[Verse 2:]
Just a little kid who was worshiping his big
brother 'cause he always liked rap
He liked Snoop Dogg
and he loved "Woo Hah"
At the cypher Sillah had his back

I keep it Yamaguchi
Danny Bonaduce
I know black people
I smoked a lot of loosies
Cool cigarettes that menthol got me losing
breath fans left and right feeling Kama Sutra-y
Met a lot of Lucy's
monkey stomped the Linus
I got the touch of Midas
Gold-rushing y'all the clients
Hood is writing since they penned the book of Titus
Not Andronicus though hybrid prose and combos look the nicest
pre-Philemon, post Ephesians and Colossians
Steez I'm on free too long and squeeze in your galoshes
Move, shuck, jive, Charleston
Tom Jones circle finger snap Carleton
Banks,
homie Phil wears Hilary
a cannabis dispensary with Wu-Tang Killer Bees
Ninja please I'm with Tatyana M. Ali.
'Cause she keep it Blunt that's why her name is Emily

[Repeat chorus]


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