(sound bite from 30 Rock)

I know a man named Slick Back Lamar
He walk with a cane
He talk too much game
He got no green, but he got gangsta lean
Slick Back Lamar say, "You don't know what gangster mean"

[Refrain:]
He got game, badadada game
badadada game
badadada (uh)
He got game, badadada game
badadada game

[Verse 1:]
Six white girls from junior college surround me
Five art majors doin' they collage surround me
Four designers doing decoupage surround me
They surround me.

Ten white girls at the Waffle House are thirsty
Thirty girls at the happy hour look like Kirstie
Alley alley alley oxen free they thirsty
Yeah, they thirsty

Jushin Thunder Liger
Who's the other writer'
the ghost did all your verses, homie, you'se another liar
'cause sixteen's a breeze, see I didn't do enough to tiger
but you just invited Justin Bieber to your overnighter.
And One Direction gave you some of that
I'm just messin'
paid profession, specialize in offering you some suggestions
Lamar is cucumber
Lamar is popsicle
Lamar is cool object, other shapes are optional
Lamar's Thelonius Monk
Lamar is Miles Davis
He's Pino Palladino
Chili Pepper live bassist
Lamar'll gangsta lean sideways in white places
You make assumption based on color, you define racist

Twain in your space-waster
opaquer than crepe paper
carbon-based patron saint and do us all a safe favor
don't die a day later than what you plannin' on
(hey, you know what')
We can expedite the process (huh') when the cannon come

[Repeat refrain:]

[Verse 2:]
Eighteen girls on Africa missions Skype me
Three divorcees from Delaware, yeah they write me
Two lunch ladies from my middle school they like me
Yeah, they like me
Nine sales reps from Salt Lake, they cook for me
Eight Nazarene Church secretaries look for me
Been around the world, only one is good for me
Lamar is loyal
Extend, unload clip, barrel full of fish
shoot like gallery o' ducks, barrel pull the trig
pullin' tricks, but they ain't for kids from any self-respecting man
who makes a check that Uncle Sam didn't post from it
Lamar's got game, Lamar opens doors
He speak like he mean it, but he's not spoken for
Chivalry's alive and well and now it's wearing 'gators
But chivalry is silent hell when Slick don't get his paper
Slick got the chalice,Slick got the rhinestones
Motorola milestone, Slick got a house phone
I always call when I'm about to go to Roscoe's
He buys condiments in gallon jugs at Costco

I know a man named Slick Back Lamar
He walk with a cane
He talk too much game
He got no green, but he got gangsta lean
Slick Back Lamar say, "You don't know what gangster mean"

[Repeat refrain]