(A-ah a-ah, a-ah a-ah, ah ah a-ah, a-ah)
(3X)

Can you not read music
Plain Greek alphabet
Tables and times hurt my sense of calculus
Could it be true, all these moose have buried you
Underneath straw, all of the ants engulfing you

~Chorus~
Where are the secrets huh you said now I, won't be tired
Where's the curriculum
You said now I, won't be mired
In this painful st-ate
I'd read but I went blind by your deeds
H-elp me hear, when you call me
The songbook tells all
H-elp me hear, when you call me
The songbook tells all
(A-ah, a-ah, a-ah)

Half of a horse weighs its worry in a course
Draw your own map, put the
yaw-ners down for naps
Your surname's come up in exchange for dumbing up
Kiss up the field, your attempts are well revealed

~Chorus~

Heavy metal shirts aren't funny
Come here boy I'll show you funny

Heavy metal shirts aren't funny
Come here boy I'll show you funny

(A-ah, a-ah, a-ah)
~Chorus~
(A-ah, a-ah, a-ah a-ah, ah ah a-ah, a-ah)
(7X)