Hey Mr. Decision, make up my mind for me,
You're like a religion,
I could be caged or free,
I might be lost at sea,
Hey Mr. Judgmental, show me the way to be,
Show me the way to go,
You're high on a pedestal,
You know what I should know.

And I wish I could become deaf and dumb,
And I wish I could become deaf and dumb.

Hey Mr. Perfect Choice, point me the way to look,
Sing in your flawless voice,
Where's the road I should have took'
What page is best in the book'
Hey Mr. Heaven-bound, help me to find the way,
Get me up off this ground,
What more than Christ can be found'

And I wish I could become deaf and dumb,
And I wish I could become deaf and dumb.

Hey Mr. Get-it-right, you saw me fall tonight,
Tell the world of my own flight,
I'll tell you to take a bite.

And I wish I could become deaf and dumb.