Wrote a bad check to the government
Wrote a bad check to my parents
Wrote a bad check to this cello player
She didn't know it at the time 'cause I'm singin' it later

Sometimes I wish those shiny red lights on cop cars
were just big bright cherries
I wanna bowl
I wanna knock down some pins

Sometimes I wish those shiny red lights on cop cars
were just big bright cherries
I wanna bowl, I wanna bowl
I wanna knock down some pins
I wanna knock down some pins