The IRS levied my account
You know they only got four bucks out
Am I winnin' somethin'

I lost my license last year in Vegas
You know I haven't been pulled over since
Am I winnin' somethin'

Am I winnin' somethin'

Bill collector calls wouldn't leave me alone
Then Pacific Bell shut off the telephone
Am I winnin' somethin'

Accountant says to file for bankruptcy
I won't have to pay back the lost money
Am I winnin' somethin'

Am I winnin' somethin'