Cruisin' downtown, in your Camaro
REO Speedwagon on the stereo
It's kind of catchy, kind of a virus
Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus
You're probably bummed
You probably cried
You're probably sad that the guy from Lynyrd Skynyrd died
You're probably singing oh o-oh
All night long

~Chorus~
Feel the power of the phantom mullet
Tremble and cower from the phantom mullet
White metal burn of the phantom mullet
Combed straight or permed it's the phantom mullet and y-ou
Cuttin' it short on top
I want that for me
You're growing it long in the back
So savage and so fr-ee

Drop into first, you're taking it slow
You're such a rock-star, you could never know
I wish I was singing oh o-oh
All night long

~Chorus~
Cuttin' it short on top
I want that for me
Growing it long in the back
So savage and so fr-ee

Come on Keith
O-oh
Y-ou

Cuttin' it short on top
I want that for me
You're growing it long in the back
So savage and so fr-ee
(2X)
Y-eah
O-oh

(Speaking)