(Speaking)

Making young girls pine
I don't have the time
Babies get in line I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now it goes kaching
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing on my calculator

~Chorus~
If you're up
And if you want
A p-iece o-f m-e
Wave goodbye
And blow a kiss 'cause you can't handle th-is
No no no
You can't h-andle th-is
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
(Ooo-ooo)
No no no
You cant h-andle th-is

(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
(Ooo-ooo)

Through my glasses glare
You'll see savior faire
Beneath my icy stare I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Maybe even Texas Instruments
Thinks that I'm coplanar

~Chorus~

And Leonard Nemoy, can't stand up to th-is
And Captain James T. Kirk, bows, beneath my fists
'Cause I am awesome
Awesome
I a-m the awesom-est

No no no
You can't h-andle th-is
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
(Ooo-ooo)
(2X)

No no no no, no
No no no no, no
No no no no no, no
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
(Ooo-ooo-ooo)
(Ooo-ooo)
(2X)
Y-eah

(Speaking)