I was in the market - just the other day


And it seemed there was a big ole' party ' I joined in without delay


All the fruits and vegetables ' were dancing up a storm


I'd go shopping everyday ' if this became the norm





You see the broccoli and carrots ' they were break dancing on the ground


And the onions were doing the funky chicken ' they were 98 cents a pound


And I wish you could have seen the apples ' as they tore up the twist


And all the berries were sitting ' with smiles they rocked their fists (to the music)





So won't you come with me ' to the market ' everyone is having a blast


We can do some shopping and hear some music ' put on your shoes real fast


It don't matter if you have shorts ' or if your wearing pants


You don't need to ask your dad ' cause you know he's gonna lettuce dance


Lettuce dance


Lettuce dance


You know he's gonna Lettuce dance


Lettuce dance





The crazy bananas were all in a bunch ' they were moshing up a storm


While the mangos and mushrooms were polka dancing ' and did it with perfect form


All the potatoes and the tomatoes ' were jamming to beat


All the dancing is making me hungry ' boy am I ready to eat!!





So won't you come with me ' to the market ' everyone is having a blast


We can do some shopping and hear some music ' put on your shoes real fast


It don't matter if you have shorts ' or if your wearing pants


I don't know if you have the moves ' tell me can you lettuce dance'


Lettuce dance


Lettuce dance


tell me can you Lettuce dance


Lettuce dance


And everyone should lettuce dance '..