Penny got me hooked on givin' up all of my money
Maggie got me hooked on buyin' just one more, yeah

Penny got me hooked
Penny got me hooked
Penny Penny Penny got me hooked
Maggie got me hooked
Maggie got me hooked
Maggie Maggie Maggie got me hooked

Penny got me hooked on porcelain and headaches for breakfast
Maggie got me hooked on Barbie
Barbie tried to get me hooked on Ken

Penny got me hooked
Penny got me hooked
Penny Penny Penny got me hooked
Maggie got me hooked
Maggie got me hooked
Maggie Maggie Maggie got me hooked

They're payin' off the pigs...with kisses
They're payin' off the pigs...with kisses
They're payin' off the pigs...with kisses
yeah...

Penny got me hooked
(wastin' my life away)
Penny got me hooked
(wastin' my life away)
Penny Penny Penny got me hooked
(wastin' my life away)
Maggie got me hooked
(wastin' my life away)
Maggie got me hooked
(wastin' my life away)
Maggie Maggie Maggie got me hooked