Kitty, Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
what's in the pot
Kitty, Kitty Courtesy
It smells kinda human
Tell me that its not

She never lets me in
whenever she's cookin'
Don't you find that kinda queer'
That woman's so oh scary
You know, once she was married
but her husband disappeared

I'm gettin' dry heaves,
Its comin' down the hall
Its seepin' through my wall
Stop that cookin,' please

What's ... coo-... kin,' Kitty
Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
what's in the pot

She never lets me in
whenever she's cookin'
Don't you find that kind of queer'
That woman's so old 'n' scary
You know, once she was married
but her husband disappeared

I'm gettin' dry heaves,
Its comin' down the hall
Its seepin' through my wall
Stop that cookin'

Kitty, Kitty Courtesy
Won't you please show me
what's in the pot
what's in the pot
what's in the pot
what's in the pot