Can I be your stupid, lucky mother'
Can I be your pretentious mother trucker'
Can I show you where to drive and how'
Hey, can I be your lucky mother trucker'

Right now
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Can I make all your insecure decisions'
Can I steal all your cash for my religion'
Can I tell you what to think and how'
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Right now
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Some dumb bum's pushin' saline solution
Some dumb bums wants a party's exclusion
Some over-zealous do good's got a gun to his head
Drug dealin' junkie wants the both of them dead

Can I be your stupid, lucky mother'
Can I be your wealthy mother trucker'
Can I show you where to drive and how'
Hey, can I be your lucky mother trucker'

Right now
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I love you, I love you dumb
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